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Friday, 30 June 2017

Needham Village Annual BBQ

Sunday 13 August
1:00pm

Needham Coronation Village Hall

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Live Music

Bouncy Castle

Raffle

BBQ & Bar


Wednesday, 28 June 2017

July/August Issue

The July/August edition of the Needham Link will be online on 30 June

Needham Village BBQ

Needham Village Annual BBQ
Sunday 13 August
1:00pm


Needham Coronation Village Hall
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Live Music

Bouncy Castle

Raffle

BBQ & Bar

Friday, 9 June 2017

Is it Natural Gas or Laughing Gas? Part 2 of Delwyn Snaith's saga!


                            We left Delwyn with high expectations as he had been assured that both sorts of window cutters were going to turn up.  Did it run smoothly from now on? Read on to find out.........

9 March:                  It's Sunday - the Big Day. They should be here any minute; well, perhaps any hour; well, perhaps any day now. You’ve guessed it, nobody turned up.

10 March 2014        Telephoned Shirley who said that she had tried to telephone on Saturday to let us know that they had the window cutting tool but could not get a window cutting person who wanted the overtime and was prepared to come out on a Sunday. My patience was now getting pretty thin, and we agreed that the job would be done on 20 March. This gave them ten days to get their act together. What do you think happened? 

19 March:                A lorry from Morrison’s, contractors to National Grid plc, arrives and drops off some road signs and safety barriers.  Things are looking up.
20 March:                08:30  Two men from Morrison’s arrive to install the gas pipe.
                                 Have we been here before?
                                 09:30  We had two men looking at a metal pipe in a big hole, one of them on the telephone. After half an hour the one not on the telephone came to the door to say they had not been able to contact the window cutter who was supposed to cut the window in the pipe.  They said that they would not leave until the job was finished.
                                 10:30  A third man arrived – the supervisor.  He assured me that we would have gas today.
                                 14:30  Another lorry arrives.  It's the window cutter and guess what? No, you’re wrong. He HAS got a window cutter and in fifteen minutes he's cut the window and gone.
You might ask where had he been all morning, and where was he going to in such a hurry.  Well, apparently, the story goes like this:
§  The Morrison’s scheduler had sent two men to dig a hole for me, but had not arranged for a window-cutter man.
§  The scheduler had sent the window-cutter man to another job in Suffolk, but had failed to send any diggers to that site.  
§  So, my two men stood around for half a day looking at the hole in the road, wondering where the window cutter had got to.
§  At that time, the window cutter was at another job, looking at a tarmaced road and wondering where the diggers had got to.
OK,  back to the best bit of the story. We now have a window in the black metal pipe, and we can see the yellow gas pipe and, hey presto, they make the connection and we now have gas.  But wait – the tale does not end there.
You might now be thinking that as we’ve got the gas, what else could go wrong? Don't forget that we’re dealing with Morrison/National Grid.
21 March:                A lorry arrives with two men who filled the hole with some hardcore and tamped it down with a jump-up-and-down oscillating tamping machine, commonly known as a “whacker”. Very efficient. They then left saying that the tarmac guys would be along tomorrow.
                                 “What's wrong with that?”, you ask.   
                                 Well, later the same day a lorry turned up. The driver had three bags of permanently soft tarmac, which he broke up into small pieces and put into the hole. He raked this with a shovel to get it as smooth as possible, as that was the only tool he had brought.  Now, I have just said that the only tool he had brought was a shovel (no whacker). So he whacked the tar down with his shovel and said that it would be all right, as the passing cars would do the rest.

Three weeks after this episode, the proper tarmac job was undertaken.

Oh,  I nearly forgot.
24 March:                British Gas telephoned to ask if they could postpone the installation of the meter until later in the week, and we agreed that “later in the week” would be the next day.
                                 I then received a second telephone call from British Gas saying that their engineer was unable to install the meter tomorrow.  I was asked if it would be convenient for their guy to come along and install it within the next forty minutes.  I said YES.  He duly arrived and in half an hour we had gas and a gas meter.

HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING LIKE IT?  AS THEY SAY, “YOU COULDN’T MAKE IT UP”.

All of the above took place just to get gas connected from the road onto the property.
I’m pleased to say that we had a happy ending to the above challenges.  We had booked a qualified gas fitter who was amenable to fitting in with the ever-changing dates.  He was recommended by “Josephine” at the “Blue Lion”!  and when came to give us the estimate he talked the technical talk and seemed to know what he was doing.
Did he know what he was doing? YES HE DID. What a fantastic installation. He was pedantic about where the pipes went and how the bends looked. He even cleaned out the inside of the existing central heading pipes with a big magnetic machine called a “Power Flush”.
I would recommend this guy to anyone. He now does our annual service.
We had to have him back when we had a leak from the central heating under the floor, for which we had to make a claim on the insurance.
That, however, is ANOTHER STORY!

Thank you to Del for his story which I'm sure we all find amusing but probably nearly drove Del to drink! 


Tuesday, 6 June 2017

Is it Natural Gas or Laughing Gas? - A tale of our times.

by Delwyn Snaith 

This is a true story of how we had gas supplied to our property in Needham in 2014. It is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Only some of the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Celia, being more money-cautious, looked at the price we were paying for our heating oil, together with the fact that when energy prices were discussed on the news, it was only gas and electricity that was covered; oil prices never got a mention.
I'll tell this story in the way of a diary, as it's easier.
We were told to ring a British Gas telephone number to arrange for the connection to the gas main in the road.

20 January:             We received a letter from the New Housing Connections Division of British Gas, together with information sheets for the site manager, telling us that we had to fit a U6 meter box to the property and that National Grid plc would come and excavate all trenches required for the project.
28 January:             While we were out, a surveyor called from National Grid plc (I’ll call him Alan) and looked at the job. He rang me at about 8.00 pm to say he had been to the property.   He recommended that we bought a meter box from a local builders’ merchant, which he said would be easy for me to install. I ordered this and it arrived a few days later.

I was a little apprehensive about fitting the meter box without a lintel so I rang "my friend" Alan at National Grid. He told me that these boxes were always fitted without a lintel as, at the worst, there would only be one unsupported brick. No problem. So with my trusty angle grinder, hammer and chisel, I cut a hole in the wall. The box fitted neatly into the hole. As instructed by Alan, I liberally coated the sides of the box with silicon filler/adhesive and pushed it into the hole. Whoopee, it fitted like a glove.

 Now for the next stage.

12 February:           I received a letter from British Gas to Mr” Delwin Smaigh”, whoever he is.   This letter advised that to get our gas account up and running, they needed our meter reading.
14 February:           I rang British Gas and explained that I hadn’t got a meter yet.  I was told that I couldn’t have a new meter until I had supplied the reading from the old meter. So I again told him that "I HAVE NOT GOT A METER". The operative told me that he could not proceed without a meter reading, so I asked to speak to his supervisor.  The supervisor advised that the meter reading would be 0000. So I politely enquired why, in that case, had they sent the letter. He said "Just ignore it". I then asked him why I needed an account with British Gas, as I intended to buy the gas from EDF. I was then told that I had to buy my first month's gas from British Gas, and then I could change suppliers. I thought this was odd so I rang  EDF who told me, yes, I had to go with British Gas as I had arranged through them for the gas pipe to be fitted by National Grid.  I then asked "Could I have done this through EDF", and was told, yes, it would have been possible if I had not already signed up with British Gas.
20 February:           I had a phone call from a gentleman who was from either National Grid or British Gas, I can’t recall which (by this time I was beginning to lose the plot) to tell me that the connection from the pipe in the road to the meter box would be done on 28 February. He then asked me what type of main was in the road. Thinking this was a stupid question, (I now know it's not a stupid question) I answered "A gas main". He then asked if it was high pressure, medium pressure or low pressure.  I asked "How do you expect me to know?" 

Right, everything was duly organised and the gas pipe was scheduled for installation on 28 February, the meter on 3 March and the heating engineer was booked for 10  March (Being a pessimist,  I allowed a week for problems - only a week? Silly boy.)

27 February:           A lorry from Morrison’s (not the supermarket, but contractors to National Grid plc) arrived and dropped off some road signs and safety barriers.
28 February:           Two men from Morrison’s arrived to install the gas pipe.

Now, you may ask what was wrong with that. The answer is nothing YET.
There was an argument between the two men.  The one with the plan said that the main was under the pavement, and the one with the metal detector said that it was under the road. So they agreed that they would  start with the pavement, as they had to dig through it anyway.  This they did - no main, so they dug into the road where they found the main.
You may ask, “ So what's wrong with that?”. I'll tell you. I’m sure you’ve heard the stories about the “wrong” type of snow. Well, this was the “wrong” type of gas pipe. This was a metal pipe which had leaked in the past, so a plastic pipe had been inserted into the middle of it. The problem was that they needed a “window cutter” to cut into the metal pipe so that they could connect to the plastic. This tool was on another van. They had the wrong type of van.
In order to prevent confusion later on, I will explain here that there are two distinctly different window cutters.
1.     A window cutter is the tool used to cut into the metal pipe, thus making a window in the metal casing, through which you can see the yellow plastic pipe which carries the gas.
2.     A window cutter is the man/woman who uses the tool in order to cut into the metal pipe.
I hope that's all clear, because it wasn’t clear to National Grid/Morrison that you needed both.
The two men finished off the part of the pipe installation from the hole in the road to my newly-installed meter box and said a window cutter would come along with a window cutter and finish the job.

Now here's a bit of legal stuff. National Grid are obliged to seek permission from the relevant Council if they want to dig up a road. They are given a window (here we go, another window) of four working days to do the job and they MUST then reinstate the road within four days or be fined.

5 March:                  A lorry turned up with a load of hardcore and filled in the hole in the road. Great, but how about finishing the job?
                                 Later in the day, two lorries turned up - one with the tools and the other with the tarmac. The holes were filled in and rolled flat. Not a bad job, considering that the hole in the road was going to be dug up again when the window cutter arrived with the window cutter (Are you keeping up?).
When they started to put the tools away, I asked who would be filling the hole in the path on my property near to the garage.   I was told that this wasn’t their responsibility, as all they did was public roads. 
                                 Back on the phone to Shirley at Morrison’s. She checked with the scheduler and reported back that he was under the impression that both the holes on the property had been made good, but he promised it would be done A.S.A.P.
5 March:              A man from Morrison’s arrived to take away the barriers around the now beautifully tarmaced hole and started loading them onto a lorry. A second Morrison lorry then turned up, and I recognised the driver as being the man who had delivered the signs and barriers.
                                 Now, slow down, you've got it all wrong; it's worse than that.
                                 I went to talk to the delivery guy who said "Where's Holly Barn?  We have an installation there tomorrow". I pointed down the road and said "Can you see that black building, that's it".
                                 So, armed with this information I telephoned "my friend" Shirley.   I asked her if the crew who were attending Holly Barn tomorrow were aware that the main was in the road, not in the pavement, and that they needed a window-cutting tool and a window-cutting person. Shirley was delighted that I had been so public-spirited as to ring her and let her know, thereby helping their installation run smoothly.
                                 I said "Seeing that you are so grateful, how about when they have finished that installation with the window cutter and the window cutter, can they come 178 metres down the road and do mine?". "What a good idea.  I’ll see if that can be arranged”, she said.
                                 Ten minutes later Shirley rang back to say that the Council had given the go-ahead to dig up the road again.  The window cutter and window cutter would cut my pipe after they had finished at Holly Barn.  GRRREAT!
6 March:                  I had to go into Harleston on the afternoon.  As I drove out of the drive, I looked up the road to Holly Barn and could see some men were up there working. GRRREAT!
                                 When I got back home at five o'clock, I didn’t have a hole in the road and there was no- one working at Holly Barn. They had finished before three o'clock. Celia had checked.
7 March:                  I telephoned Shirley and asked what had happened.  She said that she wasn’t aware that the job had not been done. She checked up on this and returned my call. She advised that the scheduler had cancelled the call because the Council had not given the go-ahead (in actual fact, the Council had given permission). She asked me to leave it with her.
                                 Shirley rang back to ask if it would be all right under the circumstances to the job on SUNDAY. " I said “ Yes, please. You mean to say that you can get a window-cutter with a window-cutter?”. She said "YES".

To be continued..........





Friday, 19 May 2017

Harleston & Waveney Art Trail 2017



The Harleston & Waveney Art Trail (Open Studios) will take place over 3 weekends.

Studios will be open from 11am - 6pm 
24-25 June
1-2 July
8-9 July
Needham residents, Rose Martin (Skeetsmere House, Upper Burnt House Lane) , Gill Levin (Tithe Barn, Mill Lane) & ex-Needham resident, Vicky Townley (The Old King's Head, Brockdish) will be showing their art over these weekends. 

Details on www.hwat.org.uk

Rose Martin

Rose Martin

Tuesday, 2 May 2017




Needham Village Link
May/June 2017

Your art work could

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From the Editor

It is with great sadness that I report the death of Sylvia Miller after illness.  Sylvia served Needham for many years as a valued member of the Parish Council, a Trustee of the Townsland Trust and also a member of the Friends of St Peter’s Church where she was a regular worshippper. Our condolences go to Sylvia’s husband of over 60years, George, and their family.  On a personal note, George & Sylvia were among the first people we got to know when we came to Needham in 2004 and a nicer couple it would be hard to find. 
A funeral service will be held at St Peter’s church on Saturday 6 May at 12:00. 

I have noticed quite a lot of fly tipping at various locations in the village.  It is possible to report fly tipping on the South Norfolk website at 

Last year our family enjoyed a morning out at Shotford Hall Farm.  It is a really interesting and fun day for all ages. See the poster on the back cover.

Would you like to have a piece of your artwork on the cover of the Link?  If so, please email needhamlink@gmail.com

Because of family commitments, publication of this issue of the Link has been delayed.  I’m afraid this may happen on a frequent basis until a new Editor is found!  If you are interested in taking on the role either as a guest editor or on a permanent basis, please email needhamlink@gmail.com 

Helen

Local Services


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Needham Carpet Bowls Club

Our Annual Dinner & Presentation evening was held at the Red Lion, Needham.  It was an enjoyable evening with lovely food and good company.
Trophy Winners:
Ladies Singles:            Angela Taylor
Gents Singles :            Brian Carlile
Pairs               :            Harold Jefferson & Derek Chinery
Mary Howlett trophy:  John Kuzmic

The Winter league has now been completed and our club competition for 2017 is now in progress.

On 6 April ten members went to Rumburgh Bowls Club to compete in a return friendly match.  Our AGM at which a new committee was elected, was held on 22 March.

Committee members:
Chairperson:          Frances Button
Vice-Chairperson : Delwyn Snaith
Captain:                 John Kuzmic
Vice-Captain:         Harold Jefferson
Treasurer:               Jean Youell

We do not enter the Summer League but will be entering the Winter League and the Knockout Cup again.  We also play friendly matches against local clubs if possible.

Club evenings are held every Wednesday at Needham Village Hall starting at 7:30pm.  All equipment is supplied.  Do come along and have a go - you would be most welcome.

Nudger

Needham Coronation Village Hall

At the Annual Meeting of the Friends of Needham Village Hall a new committee was elected.
Chairperson:              Andrew Major
Vice-Chairperson:      Steve Neaves
Secretary:                   Angela Taylor
Treasurer:                   Helen Walker
Letting Secretary:       Jean Youell
Committee members: Glyn Jordan & Dennis Taylor

The committee still needs new members to ensure that the Village Hall remains a viable community asset.
If you would like to join us come to the next meeting on Monday 12 June at 7:30pm

Save the Day: The Annual Village BBQ will be held on Sunday 13 August

Everything Stops for Tea: An entertainment with words, poetry & music which reveals the history of our favourite beverage accompanied by a traditional English afternoon tea.
Tuesday 9 May at 3:00pm Tickets £8.00 including afternoon tea  from Harleston Information Centre or on the door.

Please support YOUR Village Hall!

Harleston & District Dementia Friendly Community

2nd Birthday Celebrations
We celebrate our 2nd birthday in May, which coincides with National Dementia Awareness Week. Therefore to celebrate, we will be holding a fundraising cake stall event outside the Swan Hotel, on Saturday 20th May. We would be extremely grateful for any donations of delicious homemade cakes! 

Harleston & District Dementia Café & Support Group
Don’t forget that our café & support group is open on the 3rd Thursday of every month at the Swift Piano Bar at the Swan Hotel, Harleston, 2pm – 4pm with our next session on Thursday 18th May. 
For further information please contact patricia.simmonds@mail.com 01379 676557 or frances.bickley@harlestontowncouncil.co.uk 07462 229920

Harleston Cinema

Thursday 25th May 2017
Fences.    Drama (12A)   139 mins.

Fences is an American drama film based on a Pulitzer Prize-winning play written by August Wilson and starring Denzel Washington and Viola Davis.  Denzel Washington directs.

This is a tale of a struggling family living in Pittsburgh in the 1950’s.  A working-class African-American father, embittered by his own missed opportunities creates further tension in his family when he squashes his son’s chance to meet a college football recruiter.  Brilliant acting!

Thursday 22nd June 2017
Sully (PG13)  96 mins

On 15 Jan 2009 Capt Chelsea “Sully” Sullenberger (Tom Hanks) tries to make an emergency landing in New York’s Hudson River after US Airways Flight 1549 strikes a flock of geese.  Miraculously, all of the 155 passengers and crew survive the harrowing ordeal.  Sullenberger becomes a national hero in the eyes of the public and the media.  Despite the accolades, the famed pilot now faces an investigation that threatens to destroy his career and reputation. Directed by Clint Eastwood and starring Tom Hanks & Aaron Eckhart.

Thursday 27th July 2017
Beauty and the Beast.  (PG) 129 mins.

Disney’s ‘Beauty and the Beast’ is a live-action re-telling of the studio’s animated classic.  Emma Watson has the perfect soulfulness to bring your dream of Belle to life.  The tale may be as old as time but it’s retold with freshness and flair.
All films are shown on the fourth Thursday of the month at the Masonic Room in Harleston.
Matinee: Doors open at 1.30pm, film starts at 2.00pm.
Evening: Doors open at 7.00pm, film starts at 7.30pm.
To book seats and for further information, please ring Harleston Information Plus on 01379 851917.

There will be no film in August.

St Peter's News

A new venture called Bumble Teas Church has been launched at St Peter’s Church. It will take place on the 1st Saturday of each month from 2pm - 4pm.  The next date is 6 May followed by 3 June.

The new group is for children of all ages.  If grandchildren are visiting grandparents in the village they too are welcome. Refreshments are available and there’s a chance for parents to get to know one another whilst the children can have time to play games, listen to stories and do crafts.  There is no charge for this afternoon so please come along and join in.
Gill Powell

A word from one of the Mums: “The theme for the last Bumble Teas church was Easter.  The children started by making an Easter garden and they really enjoyed getting stuck into the mud and planting.  Next was colouring in bunnies which once completed gave them entry to the Easter egg hunt in the church yard.  The churchyard was beautiful on a sunny day and it was a safe place for the children to explore and, apart from the sound of children’s giggles and shouts, was very peaceful. Once back inside the church they tucked into some yummy snacks and drinks before some free play.  The table football proved very popular.  We ended the session with the children joining in the story of Easter and each child was given a Palm Cross to take home.  The adults happily chatted and enjoyed getting to know each other over a coffee.  Good fun was had by all!”


Needham Parish Council

The Needham Annual Parish Council meeting will take place on Monday 15 May at 7:30pm in the Village Hall.
This is an opportunity to hear what your Parish Council has done over the last year and to meet your District & County Councillors.
Everybody is welcome.

Friends of St Peter's Church

The A.G.M will be held on on 12 May at  3pm  in the Village Hall. We hope some old and new Friends will come and support us. I think the Friends will NO longer be able to carry on if we don’t get help. Over the years we have raised money for a new roof, guttering and drainage,and replaced the curtains  and carpets,. A disabled ramp was the last thing to be done making it easier for wheelchairs.The annual fee is £5 to be a Friend.  We have a meeting 2-3 times a year. If you wish to contact someone please phone 01379 853033 and we will answer any questions you may have.

Pauline Spinlove

St Peter's Church

The AGM for St Peter’s Church was held on 16 March by kind permission of George Miller at his home.  At the meeting George resigned as treasurer.  St Peter’s Church would like to record their gratitude for all the hard work done by both George and his late wife Sylvia over very many years.

Gillian Powell has taken on the position of secretary and there is a temporary treasurer.  If anyone would be willing to take up the post of treasurer please contact the Reverend Nigel Tuffnell on 01379 308905

FOOD BANK
If you would like to donate to the Food Bank please leave items at the church.  Plastic bottle tops are also welcome as they are recycled for charities.

Gill Powell

Open Farm Sunday